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+3arabella King Veis .:Now_and_Forever:. 7 posters |
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.:Now_and_Forever:. Dark Veis
Number of posts : 61 Age : 28 Location : Jakarta Registration date : 2007-12-27
| Subject: Jokes X3 Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:35 am | |
| Teacher: Sperm is mostly made out of Sugar. Girl: Then why is it so salty? | |
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King Veis WebMaster & Admin
Number of posts : 255 Age : 43 Location : The Mixed Wrold Registration date : 2007-12-20
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:52 am | |
| That is sick .:Now_and_Forever:. Nice joke anyway! Please people, put some more joke! | |
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arabella Medium Veis
Number of posts : 60 Age : 29 Location : somewhere in the purple valley Registration date : 2008-01-22
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:48 pm | |
| johnwanger: which is nearer? the moon or london? stupidwilly: the MOON!! johnwanger: why do you say that? stupidwlly: because i can see the moon but i can't see LONDON! | |
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.:Now_and_Forever:. Dark Veis
Number of posts : 61 Age : 28 Location : Jakarta Registration date : 2007-12-27
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:43 am | |
| It's a little Silly... Rather corny... but It's a good joke! It's okay! Good Job though!
(King Veis, the joke that I've posted...that was a joke a friend told me so don't go around blaming me for creating that joke cause I didn't make it) | |
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King Veis WebMaster & Admin
Number of posts : 255 Age : 43 Location : The Mixed Wrold Registration date : 2007-12-20
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:53 am | |
| I disagree with .:Now_and_Forever:. I think it's funny arabella. Keep it up!
Write more please people! | |
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.:Now_and_Forever:. Dark Veis
Number of posts : 61 Age : 28 Location : Jakarta Registration date : 2007-12-27
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:37 pm | |
| You disagree with almost anything I say *murmurs pervert* ahahahah
*thrusts pointer finger into a hole made by other hand* This is what God made *mades a fist with both hands* this is fun to watch *pokes pointers figers together* this is just Wrong
well it's actually better if we show it to you in actuall since it'd make more sense but I'm out of jokes and that was the only thing in my head *runs off to blame Anthony for the Joke* | |
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arabella Medium Veis
Number of posts : 60 Age : 29 Location : somewhere in the purple valley Registration date : 2008-01-22
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:30 am | |
| pervert.....ja......i'm dead~ | |
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complicated_life Veis Minion
Number of posts : 273 Age : 34 Location : Heaven Registration date : 2008-02-03
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:31 am | |
| jokes??... hmm.. let me think if i have one.. this one??.. ermm.. nahh~.. its not funny.. hmmm.. Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit." She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex." He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he had never. Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse then?" | |
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complicated_life Veis Minion
Number of posts : 273 Age : 34 Location : Heaven Registration date : 2008-02-03
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:48 pm | |
| OKAY, HERE's A JOKE FOR YOU GUYS.. =) okay so the guy near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*! HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!...
Last edited by complicated_life on Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:39 am; edited 1 time in total | |
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King Veis WebMaster & Admin
Number of posts : 255 Age : 43 Location : The Mixed Wrold Registration date : 2007-12-20
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:17 pm | |
| This is realy funny. Where did you get the joke? | |
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.Chasty.
Number of posts : 50 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere out there Registration date : 2008-04-02
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:44 pm | |
| hahaha.... IT'S HILARIOUS! | |
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complicated_life Veis Minion
Number of posts : 273 Age : 34 Location : Heaven Registration date : 2008-02-03
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:43 am | |
| HAHAHA.. i know.. another joke will be updated soon. So guys what do you think about the jokes? | |
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complicated_life Veis Minion
Number of posts : 273 Age : 34 Location : Heaven Registration date : 2008-02-03
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:33 pm | |
| uh , GUYS ? anybody home ? hahaha , no one seems to be sending JOKES here . | |
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.polie-sponge.
Number of posts : 120 Age : 30 Location : over the rainbow Registration date : 2008-04-21
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:11 am | |
| alright king veis i wont write in indonesian -_- btw .: its me :. good joke! ~ ~ ~ hahaha so fuuny
Last edited by .polie-sponge. on Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:32 pm; edited 1 time in total | |
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midnight.rendezvous
Number of posts : 15 Age : 30 Location : Jakarta, Indonesia Registration date : 2008-04-28
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Thu May 01, 2008 9:00 am | |
| you guys have some seriously perverted jokes here.. hahaha hilarious.. alright then.. i dont know if you guys have heard of this one but here goes:
A little girl was taking a shower with her mom and she looked down at her V and asked her mom what that was.. the mom replied,"this is your garage. don't ever let any cars park in there" "okay," says the little girl.
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A little boy was taking a shower with his dad and he looked down at his dick and asked his dad what that was.. the dad replied,"this is your car. Now, the only way to make your car happy is to park it in a girl's garage"
Later that day, the little girl and the little boy met up and they talked about their car and garage. The boy got carried away and in a few minutes was running to his dad screaming and crying. The mom asked what happened and the girl replied...
"He was trying to park his car in my garage so I popped his back tires" | |
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complicated_life Veis Minion
Number of posts : 273 Age : 34 Location : Heaven Registration date : 2008-02-03
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Thu May 01, 2008 7:24 pm | |
| ahahahahhahahaa,, that was funny midnight.rendezvous ,, hehehe.. where did u get that?? | |
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King Veis WebMaster & Admin
Number of posts : 255 Age : 43 Location : The Mixed Wrold Registration date : 2007-12-20
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Fri May 02, 2008 12:46 am | |
| LOL midnight.rendezvous... Where did you get the joke? It's hilarious. | |
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.polie-sponge.
Number of posts : 120 Age : 30 Location : over the rainbow Registration date : 2008-04-21
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Fri May 02, 2008 3:55 am | |
| waaahahahahahahaahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha yea thats right! ~ | |
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midnight.rendezvous
Number of posts : 15 Age : 30 Location : Jakarta, Indonesia Registration date : 2008-04-28
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Fri May 02, 2008 4:05 am | |
| hahha.. back at my old school me and my friends used to tell so many perverted jokes that sometimes they tend to stick (not that way) | |
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.Chasty.
Number of posts : 50 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere out there Registration date : 2008-04-02
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Mon May 12, 2008 10:31 pm | |
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complicated_life Veis Minion
Number of posts : 273 Age : 34 Location : Heaven Registration date : 2008-02-03
| Subject: Re: Jokes X3 Tue May 13, 2008 6:04 am | |
| cool,, hhaha.. heyy no one's posting jokes lately?? ahaha.. i shuld fine one soon.. hehe,, | |
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