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PostSubject: Jokes X3   Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:35 am

Teacher: Sperm is mostly made out of Sugar.
Girl: Then why is it so salty?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:52 am

That is sick .:Now_and_Forever:.

Nice joke anyway!

Please people, put some more joke! jocolor
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:48 pm

johnwanger: which is nearer? the moon or london?
stupidwilly: the MOON!!
johnwanger: why do you say that?
stupidwlly: because i can see the moon but i can't see LONDON! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:43 am

It's a little Silly... Rather corny... but It's a good joke! It's okay!
Good Job though!

(King Veis, the joke that I've posted...that was a joke a friend told me so don't go around blaming me for creating that joke cause I didn't make it)
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:53 am

I disagree with .:Now_and_Forever:.
I think it's funny arabella. Keep it up!

Write more please people!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:37 pm

You disagree with almost anything I say *murmurs pervert* ahahahah

*thrusts pointer finger into a hole made by other hand* This is what God made
*mades a fist with both hands* this is fun to watch
*pokes pointers figers together* this is just Wrong

well it's actually better if we show it to you in actuall since it'd make more sense but I'm out of jokes and that was the only thing in my head *runs off to blame Anthony for the Joke*
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:30 am

pervert.....ja......i'm dead~
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:31 am

jokes??... hmm.. let me think if i have one.. scratch

this one??.. ermm.. nahh~.. its not funny.. Neutral

hmmm.. Rolling Eyes

Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was
always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up
after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit."

She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good
cigarette after sex."

He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever
smoked, and he replied that he had never.

Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's
your excuse then?"


lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:48 pm

OKAY, HERE's A JOKE FOR YOU GUYS.. =)


okay so the guy
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.



One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.



The guy remembers that his little
brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she
wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.



Lettuce!!!



Tomato!!!



Lettuce!!!



Tomato!!!



Lettuce!!!



Tomato!!!



She screams.



Lettuce!!!



Tomato!!!



Whoa!!!



PULL IT OUT!!!



PULL IT OUT NOW!!!



I can get pregnant!



Then the little brother shouts up,
"Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!



HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!... lol!


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:17 pm

This is realy funny. Where did you get the joke?

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:44 pm

hahaha....

IT'S HILARIOUS! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:43 am

HAHAHA.. i know..
another joke will be updated soon.
So guys what do you think about the jokes?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:33 pm

uh , GUYS ?
anybody home ?
hahaha , no one seems to be sending JOKES here . Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:11 am

alright king veis i wont write in indonesian -_-
btw .: its me :. good joke! ~ ~ ~
hahaha so fuuny Like a Star @ heaven


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Thu May 01, 2008 9:00 am

you guys have some seriously perverted jokes here.. hahaha hilarious..
alright then.. i dont know if you guys have heard of this one but here goes:

A little girl was taking a shower with her mom and she looked down at her V and asked her mom what that was..
the mom replied,"this is your garage. don't ever let any cars park in there"
"okay," says the little girl.

Meanwhile,

A little boy was taking a shower with his dad and he looked down at his dick and asked his dad what that was..
the dad replied,"this is your car. Now, the only way to make your car happy is to park it in a girl's garage"

Later that day, the little girl and the little boy met up and they talked about their car and garage. The boy got carried away and in a few minutes was running to his dad screaming and crying. The mom asked what happened and the girl replied...

"He was trying to park his car in my garage so I popped his back tires"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Thu May 01, 2008 7:24 pm

ahahahahhahahaa,, that was funny midnight.rendezvous ,, hehehe.. Very Happy
where did u get that??
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Fri May 02, 2008 12:46 am

LOL midnight.rendezvous...
Where did you get the joke? It's hilarious.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Fri May 02, 2008 3:55 am

waaahahahahahahaahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha
yea thats right! ~
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Fri May 02, 2008 4:05 am

hahha.. back at my old school me and my friends used to tell so many perverted jokes that sometimes they tend to stick (not that way) Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Mon May 12, 2008 10:31 pm

HAHAHAHAAH
THATS GOOD
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes X3   Tue May 13, 2008 6:04 am

cool,, hhaha.. heyy no one's posting jokes lately?? ahaha.. Smile i shuld fine one soon.. hehe,, Very Happy
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