Corrupted Wishing Game :0

Anybody know how to play?

It goes like this:

Person 1: I wish I had a pony!

Person 2: Granted, you now have an insane, stupid, lazy horse that refuses to do anything. I wish I had a life.

Person 3: Granted, you now have a life. Unfortunately, it is a life living as a hobo. I wish I had a car.

And so on, and so forth.

I'll start = Granted, Now theres a hippie in your backyard and a war starting across the street. I wish for love.

I wish for Love. Not Love for life. LOL!
Your wish??? hmm... Will be granted next 100 years. LOL
Nah, it'll be granted tomorrow. Just trust in yourself.

I wish for Money!!! Yeaaaaaaaaa!~

Granted, now you open ur drawer and u see u got a thousand of money, i wish to be the new me!!

granted, now u're as new as the new you .. haha , i wish for a new Phone

Wish not granted, I am sorry. Must appreciate your phone. I wish for a Girlfriend. :S

fine .. -_-

Wish granted. You'll have a girlfriend the next time you have a crush on someone..
I wish to have a lot of spongebob dolls

wish not granted, coz i dont have a lot of money lately.. haha sorry.
i wish my wish become 100 times!!

wish not granted, i dont understand what u mean.. -_- .. i wish for all my ungranted wish to come trueee!! hahahaha, XD

Granted, but your granted wishes will not come true.

Wait, that's a paradox. Umm, maybe they'll come true for a while and then disappear again? Yeah, that's it.

I wish that you will not grant my wish.

(Yay paradoxes. )

what's your wish chocolate?

Me wrote:

I wish that you will not grant my wish.

(Yay paradoxes. )

Yeah, that's my wish. To make it clearer:

My wish is that you will not grant this wish.

Okay, wish granted.

Or, um. should i say 'wish not granted' as in wish granted? um? i dont really understand what im saying -_- zz

anyway, i wish i can have a better life and a new damn PHONE . gee -_-